EINE EMAIL VON MEINEM FREUND,
RABBINER JEREMY ROSEN, AUS LONDON/NEW YORK... Its that
time of the year!
This is a very strange time of the year for those of us
who are not Christians. We look on bemused as throughout the West all the
tools of materialism are cranked up to panic point in the desperate quest for
us to spend as much of our money as possible on buying, often totally unwanted
and unappreciated, gifts.
It is
as if the desire to give gifts or to be charitable can only be associated with
myths. So we sit back and smile and congratulate ourselves that we do not have
such ridiculous myths as Santa Claus and his reindeer. At least the Dutch have
it ethnically right with their Black Santas. Thank goodness we tell ourselves,
we don’t have to believe in Virgin Birth, or God turning Himself into a human
being or Wine turning itself into blood and then drinking it, or Gold Tablets
turning up in Palmyra in the nineteenth century. And we Jews feel smug that
really we started the whole thing and only much later, along comes
Christianity and waters it all down and adds a whole slew of ‘bubba
maissehs.’
While we are
on a roll, we go on to discount Islam for trying to concoct a Bahai-like
amalgam of everything that came before, and getting its quotes from our Bible
totally wrong. And while we are at it, we can dismiss Kwanza as a Black way of
getting in on the Christmas act and Diwali as an imitation of
Chanukah.
As for
Chanukah, we all now seem utterly convinced that it is part of our tradition
to hand out presents. So we overdo it for eight days so that our kids don’t
feel they’re missing anything over Christmas. Typical Jewish overcompensation,
like the way Jewish mothers can’t help themselves overindulging their poor,
unloved, little ones (and may I say here, before I get into trouble, I AM NOT
REFERRING TO MY GRANDCHILDREN). Oh yes, I nearly forgot those who are so
deprived that they need to do a Christmas tree/menorah double act because
Heaven forefend they or their children should be deprived in any way or have
to make any uncomfortable choices
And remember, no sooner is Christmas
over than we must start spending for the New Year or Sylvester, and barely
will we have recovered from that when Saint Valentine’s Day will be upon us.
We have a double whammy. The slow inexorable advance of materialism allied to
the increasing divisiveness of religion.
Every religion (and, of course,
every political party, not to mention football club) spends too much of its
energy rubbishing the other and too much time fighting battles that really
ought not to be fought. All religions share certain basic goals and
principles. They all say they want to make the world a better place. But for
some reason they are all so insecure that they only seem capable of feeling
good about themselves by telling themselves that they are right, everyone else
is wrong, and that anyone belonging to a different religion is at best
misguided and at worst doomed to burn in eternal damnation.
In principle, all religions have
irrational myths. All religions have concocted all sorts of arguments to
justify their own anomalies and inconsistencies. The human mind is amazingly
capable of justifying almost anything it chooses to and that’s why so much
superstition pervades not only religion but also all human activity. Maybe
that is why so much pernicious nonsense is spread by almost every religion
about all the others and conspiracy theories abound so that it takes only a
spark to ignite seething hatreds to erupt into violence.
Yet humans clearly need not just
religious experience and spirituality, but to belong to groups and identify.
This was Desmond Morris’s theory. We start as tribes which share values and
practices. The tribe grows and expands into a Super-Tribe where we no longer
have common values, and so we create Pseudo-Tribes to have smaller groups
again, in which we can feel comfortable.
So just as Jews knee-jerk to the
defence of Israel and see anti-Semitism everywhere (I’m not saying it isn’t
out there, of course), or Muslims overreact when anyone (even a Muslim) dares
to criticize Islam, this is the time of the year when Christians fight back
and insist that they are a benighted minority and the only way to survive is
by pushing Christmas into our faces.
In America there is a campaign by
fundamentalist Christians who seem to believe that there’s a conspiracy to
stop Christians practising Christmas. There isn’t! There’s just a
natural desire in a multicultural world to live and let live and not ram it
down everyone’s throat.
The
Archbishop of Canterbury thinks that without Christianity there would be no
British culture. What codswallop. I guess I must be an uncultured Brit. Sure a
thousand years ago when Britain was little more than series of tribes this
might have been true in theory. The Christianity they practised then was very
loose and totally different to the one the Archbishop believes in. And then
there were the Protestants who burnt Catholics at the stake, and Mary Tudor
got back and burnt Protestants, and then the Huguenots came and the Dutch and
the Jews and the Indians and the Muslims and the West Indians and the Sikhs
and the Buddhists, and somewhere in the middle came the Marxists and the
Atheists and the Rosicrucians and the Wiccans, and bless me if there isn’t
still a weeny bit of the Archbishop’s Anglicanism in the stew, but it’s hardly
recognizable and nowadays most Britons don’t seem to care very much.
Let everyone practise whatever
nonsense they want to. Just don’t hurt other people, overturn their
gravestones, daub swastikas on their places of worship; don’t ram your beliefs
into their faces (difficult I know for those who think they are right and
everyone else is wrong). I love my religion, but I am not blind. I can see how
religions develop and I’m under no illusions about mine. I believe it is
right for me. I don’t want to push it onto anyone else and I deeply resent any
do-gooder trying to tell me that he or she has found God and truth but I have
not. It’s as dumb as those who say they know which soccer team God supports.
And I confess I get mightily annoyed when I hear Jews say that all
non-Jews are immoral, drunken anti-Semites who would like nothing more than to
shove us all into gas chambers.
So happy holidays, everyone, as they
say in New York.
But to
you...Shabbat Shalom and Happy Chanukah!
Jeremy